TakeMyXbox 2007-07-24 22:24:56

YO!

InsertFunnyUserName 2007-08-21 13:47:51

I'm only only interested in one thing, devil.
- wha-
See if you can guess.
- well uh...
I'll give you a hint. Let go of your pickle.
- but I'm not holding my pickle
Well who's holding your pickle?
- She's out in the audience.
- Dale, will you come up here and hold my pickle to satisfy this strange man?
You're probably wondering why we call it a pickle.
I hate to squeel on you Bozio, I mean devil
But look, I'm only interested in two things.
I'll get you a hint.
- But wait a minute. All I have to say is God help me.
- I have this fucking mask on.
Listen, if you think that mask looks bad.
You ought to see his pickle.
I'm only interested in two things.
And that's titties and beer, you know what I mean?
- What? Titties and beer?
Titties and beer.
Titties and beer.
Titties and beer.
Titties and beer.
Titties and beer.
Titties and beer.
Titties and beer.
Titties and beer.
Titties and beer.
Titties and beer.
Titties and beer.
- AHHHHHHHH!
- No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think!
- Wait, hold on a second cause that's magic ink!
And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out comes my girl.
And with the titties flop floppin' all around the world
She said
- - I've got three beers and a fist full of downs
- - And I'm gonna get ripped so fuck you clowns.
And then she gave us the finger it was rigid and stiff.
And then the devil her parted
As he went right over the cliff.
Wooooo! Tinsel time, hey!

Makaveli 2007-08-23 02:23:20

Make me a computer :P